We all go to B School for a reason...

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"

That's Direct Marketing.

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You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.

One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's very rich. Marry him."

That's Advertising.

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You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and get her telephone number.

The next day you call and say, "Hi,I'm very rich. Marry me."

That's Telemarketing.

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You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.

You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. .

You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her . aride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich. Will you marry me?"

That's Public Relations.

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You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.

She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich."

That's Brand Recognition.

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You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me"

She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.

That's Customer Feedback !!!!!

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You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"

But you only have a lottery. that's stock option.

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You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"

But you only have a credit card and debt.

That's accounting fraud.